 Bear
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Why do bears have fur
coats ?
Because they'd look stupid in anoraks ! |
What do you get if you
cross a teddy bear with a pig ?
A teddy boar ! |
What should you call
a bald teddy ?
Fred bear ! |
What animal do you look
like when you get into the bath ?
A little bear ! |
Why is polar bear cheap
to have as a pet ?
It lives on ice ! |
Have you ever hunted
bear ?
No, but I've been shooting in my shorts! |
How do you hire a teddy
bear?
Put him on stilts ! |
What's a teddy bears
favourite pasta ?
Tagliateddy ! |
Why shouldn't you take
a bear to the zoo ?
Because they'd rather go to the cinema ! |
What is a bear's favourite
drink ?
Koka-Koala ! |
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