What flies around your
light at night and can bite off your head ?
A tiger moth !
What does the lion say
to his friends before they go out hunting for food ?
'Let us prey.'
Why is the desert lion
everyone's favorite at Christmas ?
Because he has sandy claws !
What did the lions say
to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?
'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'
What is lion's favorite
food ?
Baked beings !
What do tigers wear
in bed ?
Stripey pyjamas !
What does a lion brush
his mane with ?
A catacomb !
What happened when the
lion ate the comedian ?
He felt funny !
What's striped and bouncy
?
A tiger on a pogo stick !
How can you get a set
of teeth put in for free ?
Smack a lion !
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Ugne Michailovaite (Tue, 07 Feb 2012 00:25:54 -0800): There once was two little lion brothers. One was called 'Non of your business' and the other one was called 'Brain'. So the little brothers went for a walk. Then 'Brain' says: 'I want to go for a poop, but where?'. Well 'Non of your business' says: 'There's a bush beside you, go behind it'. Then there was an old man walking past it. And he asks: 'Little lion what is your name?' the lion says back: 'Non of your business'. Then the old man says: 'Little lion where is your brain?' and little lion says: 'Behind the bush, pooping!'. xDD
Ben Dunkley (Fri, 04 May 2012 08:20:20 -0700): excellent funny jokes.
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