 Bird
Jokes |
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What do you give a sick
bird ?
Tweetment ! |
What bird tastes just
like butter ?
A stork ! |
What's another name
for a clever duck ?
A wise quacker ! |
What do owls sing when
it is raining ?
'Too wet to woo' ! |
What is a polygon ?
A dead parrot ! |
What flies through the
jungle singing opera ?
The parrots of Penzance ! |
What kind of bird opens
doors ?
A kiwi ! |
What do baby swans dance
to ?
Cygnet-ure-tunes ! |
What is a duck's favorite
TV show ?
The feather forecast ! |
What do you get if
you cross a parrot with a shark ?
A bird that will talk you ear off ! |
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