 Cat
Jokes |
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What do you do with
a blue Burmese ?
Try
and cheer it up a bit ! |
What is the cat's favourite
TV show ?
The
evening mews ! |
What's worse than raining
cats and dogs ?
Hailing taxi cabs ! |
How is cat food sold
?
Usually
purr can ! |
What noise does a cat
make going down the highway ?
Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ! |
What do you get if
cross a cat with a canary ?
Shredded
tweet ! |
What's the unluckiest
kind of cat to have ?
A catastrophe ! |
What do you get if
you cross a cat with a tree ?
A cat-a-logue
! |
What do you call a
cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?
An octopuss ! |
Why did the cat join
the Red Cross ?
Because
she wanted to be a first-aid kit ! |
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