 Cat
Jokes |
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Who was the most powerful
cat in China ?
Chairman
Miaow ! |
What do you get if
you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?
A
sourpuss ! |
What is cleverer than
a talking cat ?
A spelling bee ! |
What do you get if
you cross a cat with a canary ?
A peeping
tom ! |
How do you know that
cats are sensitive creatures?
They never cry over spilt milk ! |
What do you get if
you cross a cat with Father Christmas ?
Santa
Claws ! |
Why did the cat frown
when she passed the hen house ?
Because she heard fowl language ! |
There were four cats
in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left ?
None.
They were all copy cats ! |
What is white, sugary,
has whiskers and floats on the sea ?
A catameringue ! |
Why do tomcats fight
?
Because
they like raising a stink ! |
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