Chicken Jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side

Why did the rooster cross the road ? To cockadoodle dooo something

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ? He heard the referee calling fowls

Why did the turkey cross the road ? To prove he wasn't chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again ? Because he was a dirty double-crosser

Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road ? Because he didn't have enough guts

Why did the chicken cross the playground ? To get to the other slide

Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet

Why did the turtle cross the road ? To get to the shell station

Why did the horse cross the road ? Because the chicken needed a day off

Share Your Own Riddle or Joke!

Rich Neffen (Sat, 06 Aug 2011 14:28:30 -0700): ha ha

Gothina Neil (Sat, 13 Aug 2011 13:13:49 -0700): Why wouldn't the chicken go to the haunted house? Because he was feeling a little chicken!

Quentin Maye (Tue, 16 Aug 2011 17:52:49 -0700): what the hell.

Meda Free (Thu, 18 Aug 2011 21:17:37 -0700): q asta laz patas estos chistz

Adam Stawski (Wed, 21 Sep 2011 09:03:40 -0700): hah

Luis G. Rodriguez (Fri, 11 Nov 2011 05:31:33 -0800): guess what, chicken butt.

Johann Gunesekera (Mon, 14 May 2012 20:30:15 -0700): I thought the chicken crossed the road without turning a look to the left and right. He was dumb!