 Chicken
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| Why did the chicken
cross the road according to... |
| Emily Dickenson:
Because it could not stop for death. |
| Bob Dylan:
How many roads must one chicken cross? |
| Albert Einstein:
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon
your frame of reference. |
| Ralph Waldo Emerson:
It didn't cross the road; it transcended it. |
| M.C.Escher: That
depends on which plane of reality the chicken was on at the time. |
| Louis Farrakhan:
The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black
man" in order to trample him and keep him down. |
| Gerald R. Ford:
It probably fell from an aeroplane and couldn't stop its forward momentum. |
| Freud: The fact
that you thought that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying insecurity. |
| Robert Frost:
To cross the road less travelled by. |
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