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Why
does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?
To
carry his library card. |
First
Man: What's the difference between a lemon, a dinosaur and a
tube of glue?
Second
Man: I give up.
First Man: You can squeeze a lemon, but you can't squeeze a
dinosaur.
Second
Man: What about the glue ?
First Man: That's where you get stuck. |
Why
don't more dinosaurs join the police force?
They
can't hide behind billboards. |
Why
did the dinosaur walk on two legs?
To
give the ants a chance. |
Why
is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in
the afternoon?
That's
when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees. |
Why
does a dinosaur climb a tree?
To
get in his nest. |
What
weighs two pounds, is grey and flies?
A
two pound dinosaur bird. |
Why
do dinosaurs have long toenails on Friday?
Because
their manicurist doesn't come until Saturday. |
What
did the man say when he saw the dinosaurs coming down the path
wearing sunglasses?
Nothing!
He didn't recognise them. |
Why
don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons?
They
outgrew their leotards. |
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