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What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie?
"Well, doggone !"
What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk ?
A Great Dane out !
What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog ?
Chump chops !
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?
A petticoat !
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower !
Why did the dachshund bite the woman's ankle ?
Because he was short and couldn't reach any higher !
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost ?
Because frost bites !
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ?
He was trying to make both ends meet !
Where does a Rottweiller sit in the cinema ?
Anywhere it wants to !
What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?
"I must throw that doggie out the window !"!
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