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What do dogs have that
no other animal has?
Puppies. |
What does a dog become
after it is six years old?
Seven years old. |
What dog can jump higher
than a tree?
Any dog can jump higher than a tree. Trees don't jump. |
What eats dog food,
lives in a doghouse and is very dangerous?
A dog with a machine gun. |
What flower did Lassie
like best?
A collie flower. |
What happened to the
dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?
He made a spectacle of himself. |
What happened when the
shaggy dog swallowed a teaspoon?
He wasn't able to stir. |
What has 2,000 eyes
and 4,000 feet?
A thousand dogs. |
What is a baseball dog?
One that chases fowls. |
What is a dog who crosses
the street twice in an hour?
A double crosser. |
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