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What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound dog in your kitchen?
Eat out.
What should you do if you see a vicious dog?
Hope he doesn't see you.
What should you do with a blue dog?
Cheer him up.
What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?
You should know more than your dog.
What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?
Five after one.
What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?
Time to get a new watchdog.
What was the dog doing on the turnpike?
About seven miles an hour.
What word did the dog always pronounce incorrectly?
Incorrectly.
What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?
A puppy.
What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?
A hen that lays pooched eggs.
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