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What should you do if
you find an angry 500-pound dog in your kitchen?
Eat out. |
What should you do if
you see a vicious dog?
Hope he doesn't see you. |
What should you do with
a blue dog?
Cheer him up. |
What should you know
before you teach your dog a new trick?
You should know more than your dog. |
What time is it when
five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?
Five after one. |
What time is it when
your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?
Time to get a new watchdog. |
What was the dog doing
on the turnpike?
About seven miles an hour. |
What word did the dog
always pronounce incorrectly?
Incorrectly. |
What would you call
a nine day old dog in Russia?
A puppy. |
What would you get if
you crossed a chicken with a dog?
A hen that lays pooched eggs. |
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