dog jokes and humour

Dog Jokes !

When do dogs have 16 legs?
When there are four of them.

When is a dog most impolite?
When he points.

When is a dog most likely to enter the house?
When the door is open.

When you catch your dog eating a dictionary, what should you do?
Take the words right out of his mouth.

Where do you usually find dogs?
It all depends on where you lose them.

Where was the dog when the lights went out?
In the dark.

Which dog can tell time?
A watchdog.

Which dog eats with its tail?
All dogs keep their tails on when eating.

Which dog is always without a tail?
A hot dog.

Which dog looks like a cat?
A police dog in disguise.

Dog Jokes !

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