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Which dog tastes better
when eaten?
A hot dog. |
Which side of a dog
has the most hair?
The outside, of course. |
Who gave the dog a black
eye?
Nobody gave it to him. He had to fight for it. |
Why are dogs such poor
dancers?
They have two left feet. |
Why did the dog go to
the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?
The tomato was in a can. |
Why did the dog jump
off the Empire State Building?
He wanted to make a hit on Broadway. |
Why did the dog jump
up and down on the potato patch?
He hoped to raise mashed potatoes. |
Why did the dog mistake
the dog catcher for a grape?
He was colour-blind. |
Why did the dog run
in circles?
He was a watchdog and needed winding. |
Why did the dog say
he was an actor?
His leg was in a cast. |
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