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Why did the dog say
meow?
He was learning a foreign language. |
Why did the dog sleep
on the chandelier?
He was a light sleeper. |
Why did the dog sleep
so poorly?
By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out
of bed all night! |
Why did the dog take
a bag of oats to bed at night?
To feed his nightmares. |
Why did the dog's owner
think his dog was a great mathematician?
When he asked the dog what six minus six was, the dog said nothing. |
Why did the police dog
look like a dog?
He was in the secret service. |
Why did the thoughtful
father buy his six children a dachshund?
He wanted a dog they could all pet at once. |
Why didn't the boy advertise
in the paper when his dog was lost?
His dog never reads the paper. |
Why didn't the dog play
cards on his ocean cruise?
Because the captain stood on the deck. |
Why do dogs lie down?
They can't lie up! |
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