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DOG FOR SALE.
EASY TO KEEP.
EATS ANYTHING.
FOND OF CHILDREN. |
Why do dogs turn around
three times before lying down?
One good turn deserves another. |
Why does a d dog scratch
himself?
He is the only one that knows where it itches. |
Why doesn't a dog ever
have a nose 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot. |
Why is a dog like a
baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming. |
Why is a dog so warm
in Summer?
He wears a coat and pants. |
Why is a toothless dog
like a tree?
It has more bark than bite. |
Why was the mother flea
so unhappy?
All her children had gone to the dogs. |
Why wasn't the dog hurt
when he fell off a 100-foot ladder?
He fell from the bottom rung. |
Would you rather have
a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger?
I'd rather have him chase the tiger. |
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