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Why do dogs wag their
tails ?
"Because
no one else will do it for them !" |
What happened to the
dog that ate nothing but garlic ?
His
bark was much worse than it's bite ! |
Why do dogs bury bones
in the ground ?
Because you can't bury them in trees ! |
What happened when
the dog went to the flea circus ?
He stole
the show ! |
How can if you have
a stupid dog ?
It chases parked cars ! |
What do you get if
you cross a dog with Concorde ?
A jet
setter ! |
Why did the dog wear
white sneakers ?
Because his boots were at the menders ! |
What do you get if
you cross a giraffe with a dog ?
An animal
that barks at low flying aircraft ! |
Where do Eskimos train
their dogs ?
In the mush room ! |
What is the difference
between Father Christmas and a warm dog ?
Father
Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants! |
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