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When is the most likely
time that a stray dog will walk into your house ?
When
the door is open ! |
What do you get if
you cross a dog and a cheetah ?
A
dog that chases cars - and catches them ! |
What happens when it
rains cats and dogs ?
You can step in a poodle ! |
What kind of dog does
Dracula have ?
A bloodhound
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What is the only kind
of dog you can eat ?
A hot dog ! |
What kind of dog sounds
like you can eat it ?
A sausage
dog ! |
What did the hungry
Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?
That hit the spots ! |
What do you do if your
dog eats your pen ?
Use
a pencil instead ! |
Why don't dogs make
good dancers ?
Because they have two left feet ! |
What do you get if
you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?
I don't
know but I'll join in if it laughs ! |
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