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What do dogs have that
no other animal has ?
Puppy
dogs ! |
What do you call an
alcoholic dog ?
A
whino ! |
What is a dog's favourite
sport ?
Formula 1 drooling ! |
What is a dog's favourite
food ?
Anything
that is on your plate ! |
What dog wears contact
lenses ?
A cock-eyed spaniel ! |
What is a dogs favourite
flower ?
Anything
in your garden ! |
What's a dog favourite
hobby ?
Collecting fleas ! |
How many seasons are
there in a dogs life ?
Just
one, the moulting season ! |
Why is it called a
"litter" of puppies ?
Because they mess up the whole house ! |
How do you stop a dog
smelling ?
Put
a peg on it's nose ! |
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