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What do you get if
you cross a gun dog with a telephone ?
A
golden receiver ! |
What do you get if
you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog ?
Dingo
Starr ! |
What happens to a dog
that keeps eating bits off of the table ?
He gets splinters in his mouth ! |
What do you get if
you cross a dog and a skunk ?
Rid
of the dog ! |
What do you get if
you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?
A computer with a lot of bites ! |
What do you get if
you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog
that has somewhere to put its own lead ! |
What do you get if
you cross a dog and a sheep ?
A sheep that can round itself up ! |
What do you get if
you cross a dog and a lion ?
A terrified
postman ! |
What do you get if
cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ?
Hush puppies ! |
What do you get if
you cross a dog with a frog ?
A dog
that can lick you from the other side of the road! |
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