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What do you call a
litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow ?
Slush puppies ! |
What do you call a
dog with no legs ?
It doesn't matter
what you call him, he still won't come ! |
How do you feel if
you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?
Melon-collie ! |
What do you call a
black Eskimo dog ?
A dusky husky ! |
What do you get if
you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster ?
Cockerpoodledoo ! |
What do you call a
sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories ?
A shaggy dogs tale ! |
Why did the dog have
a gleam in his eye?
Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth. |
Why do dogs run in
circles ?
Because its hard to run in squares ! |
How did the little
Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ?
Terrier-fied ! |
How do you find your
dog if he's lost in the woods ?
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark ! |
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