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How do you make a dog
float?
Take two scoops of ice cream, a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog. |
How is a cowardly dog
like a leaky faucet?
They both run. |
How is a dog like a
penny?
They both have a head and a tail. |
How long are a dog's
legs?
Long enough to reach the ground. |
How many hairs are in
a dog's tail?
None. They are all on the outside. |
If you take your dog
downtown, where should you leave him?
In a barking lot. |
If your dog jumped into
a swimming pool, what is the first thing he would do?
Get wet. |
What did the dog do
at the flea market?
He stole the show. |
What did the dog do
when a man-eating tiger followed him?
Nothing. It was a man-eating tiger, not a dog-eating one. |
What did the dog do
when he broke his toe?
He called a tow truck. |
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