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Where do shellfish go to borrow money ? To the prawn broker !

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse ? The Codfather !

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ? He prawned everything !

Which fish can perform operations ? A Sturgeon !

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys ? He got lockjaw !

Where do fish wash ? In a river basin !

Why did the whale cross the road ? To get to the other tide !

Where do little fishes go every morning ? To plaice school !

What fish goes up the river at 100mph ? A motor pike !

What do you get from a bad-tempered shark ? As far away as possible !

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Share Your Own Riddle or Joke!

Melcon Fernandez (Mon, 22 Aug 2011 02:19:20 -0700): ?

Chloe Kim Caballero Colanggo (Sat, 19 Nov 2011 16:59:34 -0800): hehehehe

Nicole Newport-Ryan (Wed, 16 May 2012 03:11:24 -0700): why r fishes so smart? because they live in scools.

Nicole Newport-Ryan (Wed, 16 May 2012 03:11:47 -0700): schools