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Fish
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What do you call a fish
with no eyes ?
Fsh ! |
How do fish go into
business ?
The start on a small scale ! |
What lives
in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours ?
A hermit crab ! |
What fish only swims
at night ?
A starfish ! |
Which fish go to heaven
when they die ?
Angelfish ! |
What bit of fish doesn't
make sense ?
The piece of cod that passeth all understanding ! |
What kind of money do
fishermen make ?
Net profits ! |
What do you get if you
cross a salmon, a bird's leg and a hand ?
Birdsthigh fish fingers ! |
What kind of noise annoys
an oyster ?
A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!) |
What kind of fish goes
well with ice-cream ?
Jellyfish ! |
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