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What game do fish like playing the most ?
Name that tuna !
What do naked fish play with ?
Bare-a-cudas !
What do you get if you cross a big fish with an electricity pylon ?
An electric shark !
What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ?
Whale of fortune !
Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ?
Because they have electric 'eels !
Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?
Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !
To whom do fish go to borrow money ?
The loan shark !
Why are gold fish orange ?
The water makes them rusty !
Who held the baby octopus to ransome ?
Squidnappers !
What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ?
Tsardines !
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