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Fish
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What game do fish like
playing the most ?
Name that tuna ! |
What do naked fish play
with ?
Bare-a-cudas ! |
What do you get if you
cross a big fish with an electricity pylon ?
An electric shark ! |
What is a dolphin's
favorite TV show ?
Whale of fortune ! |
Why are fish boots the
warmest ones to wear ?
Because they have electric 'eels ! |
Why are dolphins cleverer
than humans ?
Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side
of a pool and feed them fish ! |
To whom do fish go to
borrow money ?
The loan shark ! |
Why are gold fish orange
?
The water makes them rusty ! |
Who held the baby octopus
to ransome ?
Squidnappers ! |
What was the Tsar of
Russia's favorite fish ?
Tsardines ! |
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