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Fish
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1st kipper: 'Smoking's
bad for you'
2nd kipper: 'It's OK, I've been cured' |
What kind of fish is
useful in freezing weather ?
Skate ! |
What is the best way
to communicate with a fish ?
Drop it a line ! |
Where do you weigh whales
?
At a whale weigh station ! |
What kind of horse can
swim underwater without coming up for air ?
A seahorse ! |
Where are most fish
found ?
Between the head and the tail ! |
What do fish sing to
each other ?
Salmon-chanted evening ! |
How does an octopus
go to war ?
Well-armed ! |
What did the boy octopus
say to the girl octopus ?
I wanna hold you hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand,
hand ! |
What do you get if you
cross a trout with an apartment ?
A flat fish ! |
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