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1st kipper: 'Smoking's bad for you' 2nd kipper: 'It's OK, I've been cured'

What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather ? Skate !

What is the best way to communicate with a fish ? Drop it a line !

Where do you weigh whales ? At a whale weigh station !

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ? A seahorse !

Where are most fish found ? Between the head and the tail !

What do fish sing to each other ? Salmon-chanted evening !

How does an octopus go to war ? Well-armed !

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus ? I wanna hold you hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand !

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ? A flat fish !

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Alex Brunt (Fri, 02 Dec 2011 08:51:36 -0800): what do you call a fish? mitchell