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What did George Washington
have to do with Gorillas?
As little as possible, dummy! |
What did Mrs Revere
say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?
Paul, stop monkeying around! |
What did the Gorilla
call his first wife?
His prime-mate! |
What did the Gorilla
do when he saw the sign, 'Clean Washroom'?
He cleaned it! |
What did the Gorilla
do with the apple he was holding in his hands?
He brought it to school and said, 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!' |
What did the great Ape
say as he plummeted from the skyscraper?
Listen baby, I think I'm falling for you! |
What did the great Ape
shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper?
Listen, hotshots, don't monkey around with me! |
What did the Hollywood
producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear
in his new film?
Stop playing it cagey! |
What do they feed a
gorilla when he goes to Paris?
Ape Suzettes! |
What do you do to find
your lost pet Gorilla?
Hide in a tree and make a noise like a banana! |
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