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What happens if you
cross a parrot with a Gorilla?
Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth to speak, you'd listen! |
What happens if you
cross an Ape with an octopus?
You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves! |
What happens when you
throw one banana to two hungry Apes?
A banana split! |
What is Mighty Joe Young's
favourite breakfast?
Ape Nuts! |
What is the Ape monster's
name?
Godzilla Gorilla! |
What political party
entices most Gorillas?
The Treepublican Party! |
What would happen if
you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?
It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla! |
What's black, brown
and white, black, brown and white, brown and white, etc.?
A Gorilla riding down a snowbank! |
What's black, hairy
and swims in the sea?
Moby Ape! |
What's black, hairy,
and writes under water?
A ball-point gorilla! |
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