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Mouse
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What squeaks as it solves
crimes ?
Miami mice ! |
What did Tom get when
he locked Jerry in the freezer ?
Mice cubes ! |
What is a mouse's favorite
record ?
'Please cheese me' ! |
What have 12 legs,
six eyes, three tails and can't see ?
Three blind mice ! |
What is small, furry
and smells like bacon ?
A hamster ! |
Is there a mouse in
the house ?
No, but there's a moose on the loose ! |
What is small, has a
long tail and works with the police ?
A gerbil shepherd dog ! |
When should a mouse
carry an umbrella ?
When it's raining cats and dogs ! |
What are crisp, like
milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them ?
Mice Krispies ! |
What is small, furry
and brilliant at sword fights ?
A mouseketeer ! |
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