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What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face ?
A mouse-tache !
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ?
A mouse sandwich !
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse ?
Sir !
How do mice celebrate when they move home ?
With a mouse warming party !
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth ?
Hard cheese !
What is a mouse's favourite game ?
Hide and squeak !
Why did the mouse eat a candle ?
For some light refreshment!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ?
Mouse code !
What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?
Bubble and squeak !
What's a mouse's favourite record ?
Please cheese me !
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