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Everything
but the Chicken Crossing the Road Jokes
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How
do you keep a dog from crossing the road?
You
put him in a barking lot. |
Why
did the pigs cross the road with their laundry?
They
wanted to do their hogwash. |
Did
you hear about the two kangaroos who crossed the road?
They
jumped into each other's pouches and were never seen again. |
Why
did the one-handed gorilla cross the road?
To
get to the secondhand shop. |
What
do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking
both ways?
Dead. |
Why
did the frogs cross the road?
To
ge a croak-a-cola. |
Why
did the rabbit cross the road?
To
get to the hopping mall. |
Why
did the wasp cross the road?
It
needed to go to the waspital. |
Why
did the hen go halfway across the road and stop?
She
wanted to lay it on the line. |
Why
did the sheep cross the road?
He
needed to go to the baabaa shop. |
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