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Everything
but the Chicken Crossing the Road Jokes
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Why
did the otter cross the road?
To
get to the otter side. |
Why
did the elephant cross the road?
To
pick up the squashed chicken. |
Why
did the sick rabbits cross the road?
They
needed to the hopital. |
What
was the farmer dong on the other side of the road?
Catching
all the chickens who crossed the road. |
Why
do skunks argue when crossing the road?
Cause
they like to raise a stink. |
Why
did the turkey cross the road?
It
was the chicken's day off. |
Why
did the chicken cross the road by the playground?
To
get to the other slide. |
Where
do animals go when they lose their tails?
They
go across the road to the retail shop. |
Why
did the duck cross the road?
Because
the chicken retired and moved to Florida. |
Why
did the chicken cross the muddy road and not come back?
Because
he didn't want to be a dirty double-crosser. |
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