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Whats green and goes
round and round at 100 miles an hour ?
A frog in a blender ! |
Whats yellow and goes
round and round at 100 miles an hour ?
A mouldy frog in a blender ! |
Why was the frog down
in the mouth ?
He was un hoppy ! |
How do frogs die ?
They kermit suidide ! |
What's a frogs favourite
flower ?
A croakus ! |
Whats a frogs favourite
game ?
It's croak-et ! |
What do you get if you
cross a frog and a dog ?
A croaker spaniel ! |
What do you get if cross
a science fiction film with a toad ?
Star Warts ! |
What kind of shoes to
frogs like ?
Open toad sandals ! |
What do you call the
English Toad Prize giving cermony ?
The Brit Awarts ! |
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