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What snakes are good
at sums ?
Adders ! |
Which hand would you
use to pick up a dangerous snake ?
Someone else's ! |
What do you do if you
find a poisonous snake in your toilet ?
Wait till he's finished ! |
What does a black mamba
do in the toilet ?
Tries to wash his hands ! |
What is a snakes favourite
opera ?
Wriggletto ! |
What do you get if you
cross a trumpet and a serpent ?
A snake in the brass ! |
What do you call a snake
that is trying to become a bird ?
A feather boa ! |
Have you heard about
the slippery eel ?
Didn't think so, you wouldn't be able to grasp it ! |
Why can't you trust
snakes ?
They speak with forked tongues ! |
What's a snakes favourite
dance ?
Snake, rattle & roll ! |
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