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What should you do if
you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?
Sleep in the wardrobe ! |
What do you get if you
cross a snake and a hotdog ?
A fangfurter ! |
What's a snakes second
favourite dance ?
The mamba ! |
What did one snake say
to another ?
Hiss off ! |
Why did the two boa
constrictors get married ?
Because they had a crush on each other ! |
What's the difference
between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ?
You can make a pet out of a snake ! |
What kind of snake is
useful on your windscreen ?
A viper ! |
Why are snakes hard
to fool ?
They have no legs to pull ! |
What's a python's favourite
pop group ?
Squeeze ! |
What sort of perfume
do snakes prefer ?
Poison by Christian Dior ! |
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