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So you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?
Yes- their dog is our dog's brother.
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| A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. 'Well,' said the Scout. 'Mum had only one dose of castor oil left, so I let my baby brother have it.' |
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Charlie had a puppy on a leash. He met Farley and said, 'I just got this puppy for our little brother.'
'Really?' said Farley. 'Who in the world did you find to make a swap like that ?'
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First Boy: My brother said he'd tell me everything he knows.
Second Boy: He must have been speechless !
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First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?
Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !
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Peter: My brother wants to work badly!
Anita: As I remember, he usually does !
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Dan: My little brother is a real pain.
Nan: Things could be worse.
Dan:
How?
Nan: He could be twins !
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First Boy: My brother's on a seafood diet.
Second Boy: Really ?
First Boy: Yes,
the more he sees food the more he eats!
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First Boy: Does your brother keep himself clean?
Second Boy: Oh, yes ! he takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not.
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May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ?
Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !
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