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Doctor, Doctor I
think I'm a dog.
How
long have you felt like this ?
Ever since I was a
puppy ! |
Doctor, Doctor you
have to help me out !
Certainly,
which way did you come in ? |
Doctor, Doctor my
little boy has just swallowed a roll of film.
Well lets just wait and see if anything develops ! |
Doctor, Doctor I
keep thinking I'm God
When
did this start ?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth... |
Doctor, Doctor I feel
like a pack of cards.
I'll deal with you later ! |
Doctor, Doctor I
feel like a spoon !
Well
sit still and don't stir ! |
Doctor, Doctor I
keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee
Have you tried taking the spoon out ? |
Doctor, Doctor I think
I need glasses
You
certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop ! |
Doctor, Doctor I've
just swallowed a pen
Well
sit down and write your name ! |
Doctor, Doctor I
feel like a dog !
Sit
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