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Doctor, doctor, I feel like a plate of custard.
Sit down and don't be so thick. |
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a rose bush.
You ought to be in bed. |
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a rugby ball.
Please keep in touch. |
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a snooker ball.
Get to the back of the cue. |
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a spoon.
Sit down, and don't stir. |
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a strawberry.
You are in a jam - go straight to bed. |
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a tomato.
That's enough of your sauce! |
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a train driver.
Take these pills - they'll keep you on the right lines. |
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a window.
Tell me where the pane is. |
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a yo-yo.
Sit down, sit down, sit down. |
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