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Doctor, doctor, I find it difficult to tell the truth.
Don't worry. Once you get on the couch you'll find it very hard to lie on. |
Doctor, doctor, I get the feeling people don't care about anything I say.
So . . .? |
Doctor, doctor, I got run over by a steamroller.
So that's why you slid in under the door. |
Doctor, doctor, I hate castor oil.
You don't expect me to swallow that! |
Doctor, doctor, I have trouble getting to sleep at nights.
Lie on the edge of the bed - you'll soon drop off. |
Doctor, doctor, I need something for my liver.
Here's a pound of onions. |
Doctor, doctor, I'm allergic to liquorice.
Well, it takes allsorts to make a world. |
Doctor, doctor, my friend thinks he's a lift.
Send him straight up.
I can't, he doesn't stop at your floor. |
Doctor, doctor, nobody takes me seriously.
You're kidding. |
Doctor, doctor, people keep saying I'm rude.
Why do you think that is?
How should I know, you blithering old fool! |
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