| Do mermaids use knives and forks when they eat? |
No, they use their fish fingers!
| What did the sea say to the Little Mermaid? |
Nothing, it just waved!
| What has beautiful hair, a pretty face, two arms, a fish's tail, looks like a mermaid, but isn't a mermaid? |
A photograph of a mermaid!
| What is a mermaid's favourite song? |
| What names do mermaids have? |
How about Water-Lily? Or Coral?
Maybe Michelle, as that can be shortened to Shell!
| Which part of a mermaid weighs the most?|
| Why did the Little Mermaid look the other way? |
Because the seaweed.
| Why did the Little Mermaid ride a sea-horse? |
Because she was playing water polo!
| Why was the Little Mermaid embarrassed?|
Because she saw the big ship's bottom!