Royal Jokes |
A prince came to a small pool where the most beautiful girl in the world was bathing. On her head was a large, A green frog. What was her name?
Why, Lily of course! |
What has six legs, four ears and a shining suit of armour?
A prince on horseback! |
What is the first thing a king or queen does when they come to the throne?
They sit down! |
When does a prince get very wet?
When he becomes the reigning monarch! |
When is a piece of wood like a king?
When it's a ruler! |
Where do kings and queens get crowned?
On the head! |
Which king felt a fraction of his former self?
Henry 1/8th! |
Why is a well-attended prince like a book?
Because he has so many pages |
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