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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mark.
Mark who?
Mark your calendars . . . my birthday's just around the corner! |
What do you always get
on your birthday?
Another year older! |
Why do we put candles
on top of a birthday cake?
Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom! |
Why did you buy me a
pair of bunny ears?
I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday! |
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda wish you a happy birthday! |
Why did the monster
put the cake in the freezer?
Because he had been told to ice it. |
Why does the monster
act wild and crazy on his birthday?
He's trying to age disgracefully! |
Why was the monster
standing on his head at the birthday party?
He heard they were having upside-down cake! |
What does a clam do
on his birthday?
He shellabrates! |
What does a basketball
player do before he blows out his candles?
He makes a swish! |
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