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A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone. 'Why don't you play with your friends?' he asked.
'Because I only have one friend,' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'
Camper: There's a leak over my bunk!
Counselor: Don't complain. It only leaks when it rains.
Camper: There's a leak over my bunk!
Counselor: Shh! Don't make such a fuss. Soon everyone will want one.
Camper: There's a leak over my bunk!
Counselor: That's what we said in the camp ads. Running water in every cabin!
Counselor: A camper just swallowed a bullet. What should I do?
Camp doctor: Don't point him at anyone.
Counselor: A camper just swallowed a pen. What should I do?
Camp Doctor: Use a pencil.
Counselor: A camper just swallowed a roll of film. What should I do?
Camp Doctor: Dont' worry. Nothing will develop.
Counselor: Eat your spinach. It's good for growing kids.
Monica: Who wants to grow kids?
Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed?
Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!
Counselor: Jake, why did you put that snake in Annie's bed?
Jake: Because I couldn't find a frog!
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