keeps you fit and trim.|
Don: I guess you never saw a whale!
|Counselor: This is a
Ben: How do you know?
Counselor: By its bark.
|Counselor: Wash your
face. I can see what you had for breakfast.|
Henry: If you're so smart, what did I have?
Henry: Wrong. I had eggs yesterday!
|Counselor: Who gave
you that black eye?|
Camper: No one gave it to me. I had to fight for it!
|Counselor: Why are you
sitting up in bed?|
Ruth: There's a mosquito in the cabin.
Counselor: But it hasn't bitten you.
Ruth: I know, but it came so close I could hear its motor.
|Counselor: Why did I
catch you grabbing an extra cookie?|
Laura: Because I didn't hear you coming.
|'I can't find my dollar
bill,' Jane sobbed.|
'Don't worry,' her Counselor said. 'A dollar doesn't go very far today.'
|Lee: I just swallowed
a fish bone!|
Counselor: Are you choking?
Lee: No, I'm serious!
|Lunch was just over.
Brian was about to jump into the lake.|
'It's dangerous to swim on a full stomach,' warned his Counselor
'Dont' worry,' Brian said. 'I'll do the backstroke.'
|My Counselor doesn't
now anything about kids. |
She makes me go to sleep when I'm wide awake. And then she wakes me up when I'm