One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands and knees. 'What are you doing?' she asked. 'I'm looking for my dollar bill,' Max replied. 'I lost it down the road.' 'Why don't you look for it
there?' 'Because the light's better here!'
Sarah: I dropped my watch in the river. But it's still running. Counselor: Really? Sarah: Oh, yes. The river keeps running!
Sonny: I can't sleep. What should I do? Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way you'll be sure to drop off!
The Counselor was greeting the new campers. 'So you decided to come to camp,' she said to one. 'Nope,' the camper answered. 'I was sent to camp!'
The Counselor was talking to the campers about safety. She said 'Don't climb any trees. If you fall down and break a leg, don't come running to me!'
The head Counselor gathered all the campers together. To get their attention, the Counselor called out, 'Order! Order!' In a flash someone shouted out, 'Hamburger, coke and fries!'
The next day the Counselor saw Stan pulling at his pockets. 'What happened?' she asked. 'I lost my dollar bill,' Stan said. 'And I've looked in every pocket except
one.' 'Why don't you look there?' 'Because if it's not there I'll kill myself!'
Wanda: A fish just bit my toe. Counselor: Which one. Wanda: I don't know. All the fish look alike to me.