|At the end of camp,
Julie won the prize for neatest trunk. Her mother was amazed.|
'How did your trunk get so neat?' she asked her messy daughter.
'It was easy,' said Julie. 'I just never unpacked!'
|Camp Woodland is the
hottest camp in the world.|
It's so hot that campers take turns sitting in each other's shadows!
|Dan: I'm as tall as
Stan: No, you're not. I'm a head taller than you.
Dan: Well, I'm as tall as you at the other end. My feet go down as far as yours!
|Did you hear about the
mosquito that bit everybody in the camp cabin?|
He passed the screen test!
|Does horseback riding
give you a headache?|
No. The very opposite!
|Every camper had a physical
exam at the beginning of the summer.|
'What's the best you've ever weighed?' the doctor asked Tim.
'Ninety-two pounds,' Tim told the doctor.
'And what's the least you've ever weighed?' the doctor asked.
'Eight pounds, four ounces,' Tim answered.
|How did you find the
weather at camp?|
It was easy. I just went outside - and there it was!
|It's very damp at Camp
When they set a mouse trap, they catch a fish!
|Jerry: I beat my friends
up every morning.|
Jerry: Yes. I'm up at seven o'clock. They all sleep until eight!
|Jimmy: I was so mad
I could have punched Arthur in the nose!|
Pete: Well, what stopped you?