Camper: Is it easy to milk a cow? Farmer: Sure it is. Any jerk can do it.
Farmer: My son left the farm. Now he polishes shoes in the city. Camper: Oh, you make hay while the son shines!
A hunter with a rifle wandered into the campgrounds. 'Where are you going with that rifle?' Carol asked. 'I'm looking for bears,' answered the hunter. 'There are no bears,' said
Carol. 'That's why I'm looking for them,' answered the hunter.
While visiting a farm, some campers saw a farmer with a big load of manure. 'What are you going to do with the manure?' one of the campers asked. 'I'm going to spread it on the strawberries,' replied the
farmer. 'That's funny,' said the camper. 'At camp we spread sugar and cream on our strawberries!'
Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged you? Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.
Why did the owl go, 'Tweet, tweet?' Because he didn't give a hoot!
Little Seymour saw his first snake. 'Come quickly,' he called out. 'I just found a tail without a dog!'
Camp Woodland was across the road from a dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull. 'Is that bull safe?' someone asked the farmer. 'Safer than you are!' was his answer.
Farmer: Cows are not good dancers. Camper: How do you know? Farmer: They have two left feet!
Camper: Look at that bunch of cows. Farmer: Not bunch, herd. Camper: Heard what? Farmer: Of cows. Camper: Sure I've heard of
cows. Farmer: No, I mean a cowherd. Camper: So what? I have no secrets from cows!
Camper: What are you growing here? Farmer: Potatoes and onions. Camper: How's the crop? Farmer: Not too good. All I get is potatoes with eyes wet from crying.
Joe: This is a good place for a picnic. Jane: How do you know? Joe: All these flies and ants must know what they're doing!
Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work.