Camper: Is it easy to
milk a cow?
Farmer: Sure it is. Any jerk can do it.
Farmer: My son left
the farm. Now he polishes shoes in the city.
Camper: Oh, you make hay while the son shines!
A hunter with a rifle
wandered into the campgrounds.
'Where are you going with that rifle?' Carol asked. 'I'm looking for bears,' answered the hunter.
'There are no bears,' said Carol. 'That's why I'm looking for them,' answered the hunter.
While visiting a farm,
some campers saw a farmer with a big load of manure.
'What are you going to do with the manure?' one of the campers asked. 'I'm going to spread it on the strawberries,' replied the farmer.
'That's funny,' said the camper. 'At camp we spread sugar and cream on our strawberries!'
Farmer: What would you
do if a bull charged you?
Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.
Why did the owl go,
Because he didn't give a hoot!
Little Seymour saw his
'Come quickly,' he called out. 'I just found a tail without a dog!'
Camp Woodland was across
the road from a dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull.
'Is that bull safe?' someone asked the farmer. 'Safer than you are!' was his answer.
Farmer: Cows are not
Camper: How do you know?
Farmer: They have two left feet!
Camper: Look at that
bunch of cows.
Farmer: Not bunch, herd. Camper: Heard what?
Farmer: Of cows. Camper: Sure I've heard of cows.
Farmer: No, I mean a cowherd. Camper: So what? I have no secrets from cows!
Camper: What are you
Farmer: Potatoes and onions. Camper: How's the crop?
Farmer: Not too good. All I get is potatoes with eyes wet from crying.
Joe: This is a good
place for a picnic.
Jane: How do you know? Joe: All these flies and ants must know what they're doing!
Why do cows wear bells
around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.