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What do you need if
your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear?
You need an eggsplanation! |
How did the soggy Easter
Bunny dry himself?
With a hare dryer! |
How is the Easter Bunny
like Shaquille O'Neal?
They're both famous for stuffing baskets! |
What's red and blue
and sogs up your Easter basket?
Coloured scrambled eggs! |
What's big and purple
and hugs your Easter basket?
The Easter Barney! |
How does the Easter
Bunny paint all of those eggs?
He hires Santa's elves during the off-season. |
What happened when the
Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after! |
Who delivers Easter
treats to all the fish in the sea?
The Oyster Bunny! |
What will the Easter
Bunny be doing after Easter?
One to three for breaking and entering. |
How do you catch the
Easter Bunny?
Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot! |
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