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Why didn't you eat your
chocolate bunnies right away?
I was waiting for them to multiply! |
How should you send
a letter to the Easter Bunny?
By hare mail! |
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Philip.
Philip who?
Philip my basket with candy! |
What's the difference
between a monster and a jelly bean?
You won't get a hernia trying to lift a jelly bean. |
What's the difference
between a silly monster and a marshmallow chick?
One has a soft, mushy head, and the other is a piece of candy. |
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Chuck.
Chuck who?
Chuck-olate bunny! |
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hedda.
Hedda who?
Hedda marshmallow egg for you, but I ate it! |
What's soft and white
and rolls down the bunny trail?
Peter Cottonball! |
Why is Easter like whipped
cream and a cherry?
Because it's always on a sundae! |
What does a Chinese
restaurant serve for Easter?
Coloured eggrolls! |
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