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Did you hear about the
farmer who fed crayons to his chickens?
He wanted them to lay coloured eggs! |
What did one coloured
egg say to the other?
"Heard any good yolks lately?" |
What is a dog's favourite
Easter treat?
Jelly bones! |
What has big ears, brings
Easter treats, and goes "hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM"?
The Easter Elephant. |
How does the Easter
Bunny stay in shape?
He does lots of bare-obics. |
A man wanted an Easter
pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both
very cute, but he
decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why?
The baby chick was a little cheeper! |
Why did the Easter Bunny
have to fire the duck?
Because he kept quacking all the eggs! |
What's the difference
between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ?
One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head! |
What would you get if
you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?
Hop suey! |
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