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Why is stupid monster
like a jack-o'-lantern?
They both have empty heads. |
What would you get if
you crossed Halloween with Christmas?
A ghoul Yule! |
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to bite your neck! |
Where would you take
a ghost for lunch?
Pizza Haunt! |
Where do werewolves
stay when they're on vacation?
At the Howliday Inn! |
Where does the Wolfman
live?
In a werehouse! |
How do zombies celebrate
Halloween?
They paint the town dead! |
What oinks and drinks
blood?
A hampire! |
Why are haunted houses
so noisy in April?
That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming! |
What's orange on the
inside and clear on the outside?
A pumpkin in a plastic bag! |
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